Poop Monster

It's been awhile but unfortunately I have another poop story... Jax, this will probably embarrass you when you are older, so you may just want to skip this post.

This happened on Friday. Jax has a pretty bad diaper rash right now, so after his bath Friday night we decided to let him run around naked for a while and air out. Donnie and I were playing on the floor with him and he was laying on his back and started going potty. Awesome. Peeing on the carpet. We laughed about it, wiped it up and thought it was kinda cute. Then our pizza delivery came. So, Donnie and I were sitting at the table, eating, letting Jax run around the kitchen naked and playing. I was looking at him play, he crawled from the hardwood onto the carpet, on hands and knees, looked back at me and.... and... started pooping.

WHAT?? He is pooping?? It took me a sec. Then I shout to Donnie, " He is pooping! He is pooping!!" I don't know what to do. My hands are all greasy from the pizza. And it was Dominos, so they had all that garlic from the crust on them. While I am frozen with shock, Donnie leaps up and grabs Jax and hauls him off to the bathroom. Then I am stuck to clean up the mess. I am going to say the same thing I always said to our dog Tige. WHY THE CARPET?? If you are going to throw up/poop on the floor, why not pick the hardwood or tile or any other hard surface? Ridiculous. Raising a baby is still easier than raising a doggy, but wow- the similarities. I guess carpet cleaner is still a necessity, even without the dog. We got the poo all cleaned up, a diaper on (of course) and now may hope that we have learned our lesson. Probably not...